CHAPTER 2 “Strike Two”

As I got older my Super Bowl streak continued, unfortunately so did my streak with the local police. I remember the day like it was five minutes ago. I heard the news every kid dreams of hearing; the local amusement park was expanding to add a new ride called “The Deathcoaster.” A rollercoaster that had such extreme acceleration they said, if you turned your head the wrong way, at the wrong time, and open your eyes, your eyeballs would be sucked out of your head. They said, if you opened your mouth while it was accelerating full speed, your head would explode….